graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
graham: yes
graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
petra: we're half through voting now
graham: oh that's depressing
estonia: shows up
graham: is he standing outside a prison?
albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
graham: better than you
albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
graham: you should leave
eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
graham: speak for yourself
dude: breathes
graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
graham: god, please, no
denmark: winning
graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice
So you all realise him saying please after the GI asked ‘Doctor who?’ was him saying please to River, because he knew she was there.
Please. Say it so I don’t have to.
And there I was thinking his name was fucking “please”
this is what it feels like after hearing yahoo is buying tumblr…
so are we all giving up now I AM STAYING FUCK YOU ALL AND IF THEY BAN PORN I’LL START A FUCKING PORNBLOG AND I WILL INSTALL AD BLOCK AND I WILL KEEP THE REVOLUTION GOING EVEN IF I’M THE LAST ONE STANDING NOT JOKING
one part of tumblr: this is an emergency, yahoo is going to buy tum-
rest of tumblr: DID YOU SAY EUROVISION
one part of tumblr: wha-
rest of tumblr: I HEARD EUROVISION
one part of tumblr: but yahoo ar-
rest of tumblr: OH, DOCTOR WHO FINALE, YOU SAY?
one part of tumblr: seriously, this is terr-
rest of tumblr: DOCTOR WHO
one part of tumblr:
rest of tumblr: EUROVISION
one part of tumblr:
rest of tumblr: DOCTOR WHO
one part of tumblr:
rest of tumblr: EUROVISION
one part of tumblr:
one part of tumblr:
one part of tumblr:
one part of tumblr:
one part of tumblr: thi-
rest of tumblr: EUROVISION
You should leave.
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